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What Is Under My Ass?
20:13
Published: 30.04.2026 • Hide
So today I come walking in to do my work and when I sit down I swear I could just feel something under my ass! I had alot of work to do so I tried to just ignore it! But it was really bothering me! I tried to Stand and sit over and over again! But it didnt work! I tried to crush whatever it was by sitting really hard and that didnt work either! I even tried to bounce up and down up and down over and over and over again! Still nothing! I could not for the life of me figure it out! I eventually got scarred to check and decided to just ignore it! Hahah but whatever the hell is down there, I hope it likes farts! Cause holy fuck am I gassy today! I mean they just keep coming out of me! Oh well! Whatever it is, ill find out tomorrow! Cause I am still sitting on it now, and I dont plan on getting up anytime soon!
